Documentation: An Examination for Critics

In 1917, the late Clayton Hamilton proposed that the following test be administered to dramatic critics.

1.) Have you ever stood bareheaded in the nave of Amiens?
2.) Have you ever climbed to the Acropolis by moonlight?
3.) Have you ever walked with whispers into the hushed presence of the Frari Madonna of Bellini?

To receive your free Philomathean Society Rosetta Stone decoder ring, submit your answers by post to:

The Philomathean Society
Attn: The Committee on Mediating with Clayton Hamilton's Spirit
Box H
College Hall
The University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, PA 19104